Really, really gross cocktail names

So if Pink Squirrels and Spicy Chuiahuas weren't bad enough here are some cocktails that sound so gross it's hard to imagine they'd taste good. I will even put the cocktail on a rating list of thumbs up and thumbs down if it's not that bad, maybe even good or if it is just out right gross:

Duck Fart

Jack Daniel’s® Whiskey, Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Bailey’s® Irish cream

Rating: Thumbs Up

I like whiskey and the ingredients are super yummy.

Smoker’s Cough

Jagermeister, Mayonnaise

Rating: Thumbs Down

Who the hell puts mayonnaise in their drinks.

Panty Remover

Lemon Gin, Sprite, Grenadine

Rating: Thumbs Up

Sounds tasty enough to remove even the toughest panties.

James the Evil Leprechaun

Jameson® Irish Whiskey, Bushmills® Irish Whiskey, Tullamore Dew® Irish Whiskey, Powers® Irish Whiskey

Rating: Thumbs Up

Like I said...I like whiskey...a lot.

Sex with an Alligator

Sweet and Sour Mix, Midori® Melon Liqueur, Raspberry Liqueur, Jagermeister® Herbal Liqueur

Rating: Thumbs Up and Thumbs Down

Thumbs Up because they use Herbal Liqueur, Thumbs Down because the name sounds just painful.

Pissed Off Japanese Minnow Farmer

Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Raspberry Schnapps, Midori Melon Liquer, Sweet and Sour Mix

Rating: Thumbs Up

Mainly because the name is so damn hilarious.

Liquid Cocaine 8-Ball

Southern Comfort® Peach Liqueur, Rum, Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Pineapple Juice, Grenadine Syrup

Rating: Thumbs Down

Cocaine is never a good idea. No matter how delicious the ingredients are. And they do sound good.

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